Attempted Murder T-Shirt USA For the moms who enjoy

For the moms who enjoy kicking back with a cold one

who treats duct tape and zip ties as engineering tools

Built-in can holder with velcro closure

Time to get in the Christmas spirit

Attempted Murder T-Shirt USA For the moms who enjoyCrows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it's probably murder related. AND NOW TO OVER EXPLAIN THE JOKE: Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying