I, Myself, Am Strange And Unusual Welcome Door Mat Size:Large I just bought it

I just bought it

then they are meant to enter and get filleted or banished into a dark vortex to another universe

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For all things weird in this world

I, Myself, Am Strange And Unusual Welcome Door Mat Size:Large I just bought itI, myself, am strange and unusual, so be warned. I like dancing in the air, and playing with my spirited friends. Mess with me and I will send my striped suited BFF after you. Though his head might be small, his dark sense of humor is incredible. Just don't say his name three times in a row. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the