Men's No One Gets Out Alive T-Shirt Concert This funny sarcastic bird shirt

This funny sarcastic bird shirt expresses contrarian misanthrope sentiment in style

and we will resist your agenda

Also perfect as a history teacher gift

If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me

Men's No One Gets Out Alive T-Shirt Concert This funny sarcastic bird shirtSure, you could argue that astronauts leave the earth, but they all come back eventually. No one can escape the final exit from our world. This funny 1970s inspired dark humor shirt is perfect for wearing your existential dread on your sleeve, or chest as it were. Whether you can't wait to leave this planet or are making the most of your time here on earth, this universal statement about death is perfect for having a laugh at mortality or reminding